BOOM! Fries are done!

Ding Fries Are DoneWhile waiting in line at a local convenience store, we overheard the matronly looking 55 to 60 year old clerk, saying on the telephone, “There’s a fire in the trash can, by the pumps, what do you want me to do?”

Not believing what we just heard, we looked and indeed, there was smoke wafting from a trash can … by the pumps!

We didn’t complete our transaction, but instead exited hastily.  We were left to wonder, “How does this idiot keep their job, let alone getting it?”

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Facepalms for Everyone

Picard Facepalm

Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 10 or 20 Chicken McNuggets.  I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

“We don’t have half dozen nuggets,” said the teenager at the counter.  “You don’t?” I replied.

“We only have six, ten, or twenty,” was the reply.  “So I can’t order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?”

“That’s right.”  So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

 


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