If it is funny, entertaining, or otherwise thought provoking, and silly, you will find it under SILLY.
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry, your Duck Cuddles has passed away.”
The distressed owner wailed, “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead,” he replied.
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While waiting in line at a local convenience store, we overheard the matronly looking 55 to 60 year old clerk, saying on the telephone, “There’s a fire in the trash can, by the pumps, what do you want me to do?”
Not believing what we just heard, we looked and indeed, there was smoke wafting from a trash can … by the pumps!
We didn’t complete our transaction, but instead exited hastily. We were left to wonder, “How does this idiot keep their job, let alone getting it?”
You know what they say … 8)
