Wine Consumption

To those who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don’t …

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) bacteria, found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.  However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

So remember:  “Water = Poop” and “Wine = Health”

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank us for this valuable information: We’re doing it as a public service!

Editor’s note: We don’t know the veracity of the information above, but it sure sounds good.  🙂

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