Medically Speaking

dead duckA woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.  As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest.  After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry, your Duck Cuddles has passed away.”

The distressed owner wailed, “Are you sure?”

“Yes, I am sure.  The duck is dead,” he replied.
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F-16 vs. C-130

F-16 FighterA C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.  The jet jockey decided to show off.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, “Watch this,” and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.  He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.  The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot, “What do you think of that?”
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