America says, “Go Away, Batin’!”

All those lazy people laying about, and getting off, over and over, on the taxpayer’s dime! I mean have you ever seen those late night commercials pitching, “We’ll even take care of the paperwork for you.”


You’d think a certain political party might have targeted this as an unnecessary reproductive cost, and suggested all should take matters into their own hands. Personal responsibility, and all that. However, they do seem to have taken a liking to medical device makers over the years, maybe that’s where this falls.


Is It Contaminated? Maybe.

Don't Drink, Cook, Bathe, or otherwise use ANY water!You know those thirsty people in West Virginia, and how some were getting tankers of emergency replacement water? Yeah, those people.

Well, it turns out that the water in the tankers might be contaminated too, but calm down, it was just a “big miscommunication.” Seriously.

More information about the ongoing situation here.