{"id":737,"date":"2012-05-21T09:33:42","date_gmt":"2012-05-21T09:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/?p=737"},"modified":"2014-09-11T01:54:33","modified_gmt":"2014-09-11T01:54:33","slug":"wine-consumption","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/2012\/05\/21\/wine-consumption\/","title":{"rendered":"Wine Consumption"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>To those who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don’t …<\/p>\n

As Ben Franklin said:<\/p>\n

In wine there is wisdom,
\nIn beer there is freedom,
\nIn water there is bacteria.<\/p>\n

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) bacteria, found in feces.
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\nIn other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.\u00a0 However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and\/or fermenting.<\/p>\n

So remember:\u00a0 “Water = Poop” and “Wine = Health”<\/p>\n

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.<\/p>\n

There is no need to thank us for this valuable information: We’re doing it as a public service!<\/p>\n

Editor’s note: We don’t know the veracity of the information above, but it sure sounds good.<\/em>\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

To those who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don’t … As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water\u2026<\/p>\n

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