{"id":731,"date":"2012-05-21T08:54:08","date_gmt":"2012-05-21T08:54:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/?p=731"},"modified":"2014-09-11T01:54:46","modified_gmt":"2014-09-11T01:54:46","slug":"cowboy-boots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/2012\/05\/21\/cowboy-boots\/","title":{"rendered":"Cowboy Boots"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?\u00a0 He asked for help and she could see why.<\/p>\n

Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn’t want to go on.\u00a0 Finally, when the 2nd boot was on, she had worked up a sweat.<\/p>\n

She almost cried when the little boy said, “Teacher, they’re on the wrong feet.”\u00a0 She looked and sure enough, they were.\u00a0 It wasn’t any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on.\u00a0 She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.
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He then announced, “These aren’t my boots.”<\/p>\n

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, “Why didn’t you say so,” like she wanted to.\u00a0 And, once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.<\/p>\n

No sooner they got the boots off and he said, “They’re my brother’s boots.\u00a0 My Mom made me wear ’em.”<\/p>\n

Now she didn’t know if she should laugh or cry.\u00a0 But, she mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.<\/p>\n

Helping him into his coat, she asked, “Now, where are your mittens?”<\/p>\n

He said, “I stuffed ’em in the toes of my boots.”<\/p>\n

Her trial starts next month …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?\u00a0 He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn’t want to go on.\u00a0 Finally, when the 2nd boot\u2026<\/p>\n

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