{"id":399,"date":"2012-04-28T17:32:35","date_gmt":"2012-04-28T17:32:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/?p=399"},"modified":"2014-09-11T01:59:24","modified_gmt":"2014-09-11T01:59:24","slug":"f-16-vs-c-130","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/2012\/04\/28\/f-16-vs-c-130\/","title":{"rendered":"F-16 vs. C-130"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"F-16<\/a>A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.\u00a0 The jet jockey decided to show off.<\/p>\n

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, “Watch this,” and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.\u00a0 He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.\u00a0 The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot, “What do you think of that?”
\n\"C-130<\/a><\/p>\n

The C-130 pilot said, “That was impressive, but watch this!”\u00a0 The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said, “What did you think of that?”\u00a0 Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, “What the heck did you do?”\u00a0 The C-130 pilot chuckled and said, “I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, went to the bathroom, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun.”<\/p>\n

Slow and steady wins the race … or … speed and flash is nice, but dull and comfortable has its merits<\/em>.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.\u00a0 The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, “Watch this,” and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.\u00a0 He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the\u2026<\/p>\n

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