{"id":306,"date":"2012-04-22T23:34:05","date_gmt":"2012-04-22T23:34:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/?p=306"},"modified":"2014-09-11T02:00:11","modified_gmt":"2014-09-11T02:00:11","slug":"boom-fries-are-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/2012\/04\/22\/boom-fries-are-done\/","title":{"rendered":"BOOM! Fries are done!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Ding<\/a>While waiting in line at a local convenience store, we overheard the matronly looking 55 to 60 year old clerk, saying on the telephone, “There’s a fire in the trash can, by the pumps, what do you want me to do?”<\/p>\n

Not believing what we just heard, we looked and indeed, there was smoke wafting from a trash can … by the pumps!<\/p>\n

We didn’t complete our transaction, but instead exited hastily.\u00a0 We were left to wonder, “How does this idiot keep their job, let alone getting it?”<\/p>\n

Seriously.\u00a0 You don’t know what to do involving a fire and GASOLINE?!?\u00a0 Did you attend public schools?\u00a0 Did you ever watch a television show or movie?\u00a0 Did you ever use matches or otherwise encounter fire and flammables?\u00a0 How did you survive those first 55 or so years?<\/p>\n

Sheer luck we’d wager.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

All we can say now is, “Ding fries are done<\/a>!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

While waiting in line at a local convenience store, we overheard the matronly looking 55 to 60 year old clerk, saying on the telephone, “There’s a fire in the trash can, by the pumps, what do you want me to do?” Not believing what we just heard, we looked and\u2026<\/p>\n

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