{"id":1998,"date":"2014-08-03T02:41:31","date_gmt":"2014-08-03T02:41:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/?p=1998"},"modified":"2014-09-03T06:26:07","modified_gmt":"2014-09-03T06:26:07","slug":"your-mileage-may-vary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/2014\/08\/03\/your-mileage-may-vary\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Mileage May Vary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Beer-41-MPG.jpg\" alt=\"The average human being gets 41 MPG ...\" \/><br \/><b>We think we get even better mileage, yours may vary.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<table>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" bgcolor=\"#F5F5F5\"><a title=\"Easter Eggs in Grass Coaster\" href=\"http:\/\/www.zazzle.com\/easter_eggs_in_grass_coaster-163247037361959439\" target=\"_blank\">Easter Eggs in Grass Coaster<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We think we get even better mileage, yours may vary. Easter Eggs in Grass Coaster<\/p>\n<p class=\"continue-reading-button\"> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/2014\/08\/03\/your-mileage-may-vary\/\">Continue reading<i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,27,1],"tags":[921,11,922,924,923,920],"class_list":["post-1998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-funny","category-nature","category-other-stuff","tag-41-average","tag-beer","tag-human-being","tag-may-vary","tag-mileage","tag-mpg","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1998"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7980,"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1998\/revisions\/7980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}