{"id":1979,"date":"2014-07-24T20:12:46","date_gmt":"2014-07-24T20:12:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/?p=1979"},"modified":"2014-09-03T06:35:06","modified_gmt":"2014-09-03T06:35:06","slug":"tornadic-time-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/2014\/07\/24\/tornadic-time-machine\/","title":{"rendered":"Tornadic Time Machine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Tornado-Mother-of-All.jpg\" alt=\"The mother of all tornadoes, the tornadic time machine!\" \/><br \/><b>Tornadoes are now time machines.  Yes, we know, not quite as scary as a Sharknado, but still &#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<table>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" bgcolor=\"#F5F5F5\"><a title=\"All Coasters from PureCommon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.zazzle.com\/purecommon\/coasters\" target=\"_blank\">All Coasters from PureCommon<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tornadoes are now time machines. Yes, we know, not quite as scary as a Sharknado, but still &#8230; All Coasters from PureCommon<\/p>\n<p class=\"continue-reading-button\"> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/2014\/07\/24\/tornadic-time-machine\/\">Continue reading<i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[908,813,907,906],"class_list":["post-1979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-funny","tag-bad-editing","tag-newspaper","tag-time-machine","tag-tornado","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1979"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1979\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7987,"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1979\/revisions\/7987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}