{"id":1634,"date":"2014-05-06T22:22:45","date_gmt":"2014-05-06T22:22:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/?p=1634"},"modified":"2014-08-28T05:03:44","modified_gmt":"2014-08-28T05:03:44","slug":"weird-cousinry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/2014\/05\/06\/weird-cousinry\/","title":{"rendered":"Weird Cousinry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Ninth-Cousins-Twice-Removed-WTF.jpg\" alt=\"George W. Bush, Hugh Hefner, and John Kerry are all ninth cousins twice removed.\" \/><br \/>\n<b>We&#8217;re not really sure what this means, but we think we&#8217;d prefer Hugh in office over the other two.<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re not really sure what this means, but we think we&#8217;d prefer Hugh in office over the other two.<\/p>\n<p class=\"continue-reading-button\"> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/2014\/05\/06\/weird-cousinry\/\">Continue reading<i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[722,717,719,718,720,721,724],"class_list":["post-1634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-other-stuff","tag-cousinry","tag-george-w-bush","tag-hugh-hefner","tag-john-kerry","tag-ninth-cousins","tag-twice-removed","tag-unlikely-relations","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1634"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6984,"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1634\/revisions\/6984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/obviousintentions.com\/BLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}